Here's a quick rundown of what happened on 24 last night:
- President Palmer launched a fake nuclear air-strike, and aborted at the last minuteā¦APRIL FOOLS!
- Milo was angry at Nadia for giving him blue balls.
- The President kept collapsing.
- Tom Lennox kept sweating.
- Fayed suffered the same fate as Saddam Hussein.
- Morris polished his head with windex.
- Audrey called Jack. She is still alive, but being held hostage by the ambassador from "Rush Hour."


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